On the Optimal Steeping Time of Static Site Generators

Ada Teapot; Some Person; Bartholomew Q. Kettle

doi:10.0000/jiwe.2026.0001

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@article{teapot2026,
  title        = {{On the Optimal Steeping Time of Static Site Generators}},
  author       = {Ada Teapot and Some Person and Bartholomew Q. Kettle},
  journal      = {Journal of Implausible Web Engineering},
  year         = {2026},
  volume       = {42},
  number       = {7},
  pages        = {1--11},
  doi          = {10.0000/jiwe.2026.0001},
  eprint       = {0000.00001},
  archivePrefix= {arXiv}
}

We steep a static site generator in hot water for varying durations and measure build times. Sites steeped for four minutes render noticeably smoother pages. Beyond seven minutes the templates become bitter. All identifiers in this entry are fake.

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