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@inproceedings{person2025,
title = {{Do Cats Prefer Hamburger Menus? A Longitudinal Study}},
author = {Some Person and Professor Whiskers},
booktitle = {Proceedings of the Fictional Conference on Feline Interfaces (FCFI 2025)},
year = {2025},
pages = {33--41},
publisher = {Society of Made-Up Results},
doi = {10.0000/fcfi.2025.033},
eprint = {10.0000/2025.01.01.000001},
archivePrefix= {bioRxiv}
}Over three years we observed one cat and one hamburger menu. The cat sat on the keyboard in 97% of trials, opening the menu in 3%. We conclude that further study is needed. All identifiers in this entry are fake.